ready for attack of total stupidness
to hear our songs 'bout "getting frowns"
and stinkbugs and "eight stretch"
a new bass-player every year
we lost stefan, p and bier-
moser, dr.nick, but promilipp ist "still hear"
our song titles are long and the very first song
we ever wrote but never played was "not the only one"
simon smashed a stage, our beat's laid down by dave
and all those years popovic never had to shave
hooked on off-beat, punkrock bound
disdained kings without a crown
unpopular since 2004
we're the punkers of pure sound
hey ho let's go, don't play it too slow
platz destroyed his guitar before our very first show
starpunks coffee and one police operation
at the same club where christoph almost was banned from
first drummer basti quit after our third gig
randalina's taking photos and doing our graphics
saftladen, gigsforyou, then matze joined the crew
"des san krokus, du oaschloch" and the answer's 42
from Starpunks Coffee,
released September 27, 2013
Music: Christoph Bornstein
Lyrics: Christoph Bornstein & Simon Bornstein